Days of our Batshit-Crazy Lives
The mysterious Wizard-of-Oz-like, batshit-crazy Days of our Lives showrunnerJames E. Reilly has come up with a novel way to let one of his lead actresses go on maternity leave hiatus without disrupting the natural flow of his lovingly constructed (read: insane) plot lines. Admittedly, I don't watch this crap, but apparently some character named Sami is enacting revenge by going deep undercover, disguised as an ex- cutting edge cable reality show contestant disguised as a gay man.
Follow?
I'll try that again.
Basically "Sami" is turning herself into "Stan" on Days, and "Stan" is actually going to be cast with an actual man (sort of): that's right! It's Boy Meets Boy's very own dopplegayngner, Dan.
Here's a visual representation:
Okay, frankly I haven't been this genderbendingly confused since Liza stepped into the lead role in Victor/Victoria.
That moustache is kinda hot though.

