GRAPHING VALERIE

HBO's newest comedy, The Comeback, alternate title: How Much Ritualized Humiliation Can We Heap On One Pathetic Character?, aired its fourth sadistic episode this past Sunday, and what can I say? I'm hooked! But when ex-sitcom star Valerie Cherish is literally getting shit on well before the first season's half-way mark, you can't help but wonder...how much lower can she go? It's the premium cable version of a limbo contest!

For those who are just joining in on the fun, here's a little graph to keep you up to date on Valerie's low points, and lower points, and even lower points, and even lower lower points, and...