From The New York Times 'Weddings' Section Rejection Pile
It's a story as old as time itself: Boy meets Boy three years his junior. Boy gets boy. Four sweaty, injurious, Berlin-hotel-bound days later, Boy/Dad feels uncontrollable urge to proclaim his love for Boy/Son to the world, in a semi-touching, semi-repulsive, all-hiLArious declaration on a gay internet site. It's kind of like that DeBeers "I love this woman!" TV spot in the Venetian Square, if the rapturous couple had been sucking on a crystal pipe for 77 hours. (Click on screengrab to enlarge it.)

