Kibbles 'n Bits, Tiny Mouse Tits, And I Love You
The Superficial turned us onto this photo of Mariah Carey and an unidentified homeless man taken by a paparazzo outside KOI the other night:
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Were we the only ones immediately hit with a paralyzing sense of deja-vu?
Yes, it was life imitating (genius) art as the classic Tracy Morgan/Kate Hudson SNL "Woodrow" sketch was brought to glittering, emancipated life by Mimi herself.
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Let's all sing together!:
Woodrow: "You know, when I'm scared, I have a song I like to sing, and I want you to sing it with me..
'Toasters and birds, little pigeon turds
Radio in my hair, it's really not there
Because I.. love.. you..'
Now, your turn.'
Kate Hudson: "Okay.
'Boogers and poop, dictionary soup
Run for the hills, we have to eat pills
And I.. love.. you..'"
Woodrow: "Now, both."
Kate Hudson: "Ah."
Together:
"'Mr. Rubber Face, I'm from outer space
Kibbles 'n Bits, tiny mouse tits
And I.. love.. you..
I.. love.. you..'"
Click here for a transcript of the entire sketch.


