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August 31, 2005

And Thus Spoketh Martha Who Begat Alexis

Martha_1 So the Martha Apprentice kiss-off phrase, according to Page Six, is "You just don't fit in." Everyone seems to hate it more than I do. I like how it taps into those subtler shades of Hamptonesque insecurities that only Martha can stir up, then folds them back into the emotional batter, resulting in a moister, fluffier Humiliation cake. 

That said, I still think she should have gone with "I spent three decades of my life, countless pints of my own blood and sweat, and five months in prison so I could reap the benefits of this empire. You think I'm going to hand it all over to you because you made a fucking flower arrangement on an NBC reality show? Get the fuck out of my kitchen." But hey, what do I know.

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