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August 19, 2005

Feh Trendwatch™: Law's Got Nubbin on Ledger

BrokeFirst came the short arm of the Law, and the ensuing global rumble of taunters, snickerers and defenders answering their call to duty. Now Queerclick surfaces this still from Ang Lee's upcoming Brokeback Mountain, probably the first gay cowboy love story not from COLT Studios (and I must say what I've read of the plot does sound suspiciously remniscent of BuckleRoos). (For a banana-free glimpse, click here.)

While Jake Dreaminhall's dream machine plays a frustrating game of pee-ka-boo behind a well-placed (ed.: God-I'd-kill-to-be-his-) right hand, such strategic Ledger-de-main eludes the fully-on-display Heath.

People. Before the International Joke-Off Siren wails, and you indulge your basest instincts with nuggets of clever condescension along the lines of "Lightswitch Ledger", I implore you to instead take the higher road. Besides, the unveiling of two such admirable specimens of unendowment among our most beloved Commonwealth heartthrobs in an equally teensy span of time establishes that elusive and most desirable of things: a full on Trend!

Tiny is the new Huge!

UPDATE

Reliable sources claim this picture is neither new (it's been circulating for a while now via Towleroad) nor is it from Brokeback Mountain. However, the crucial elements, namely its Heathness and his nubbinness, remain accurate.

The Trend remains the same.

Comments

wow!it's amazing banana how big is it? pls give it back to were it belong... well its nice tong anyway..

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