WHERE'S SWIFTY?

My reference to Swifty Lazar a couple posts back led to a quick Google Image search for a picture of his loveably bald, bespectacled head. What I got was three pictures of his grave, one of the cover of a book of eulogies (?) and none of him.

A little more searching led to this spooky sentence in his Wikipedia entry:

The internet is ripe with conspiracy theories on how a dearth of photographs for such a successful and well-known man exists. A Google image search only results in a picture of his tombstone.

Weird--right?? A further search through the 'ripe' internet turned up not much, though I did find this exchange on moviepoopshoot.com:

So yeah, he used to be HUGE, in the literary, theater, and movie world as an agent, I mean really freaking huge, and so…why are there no pictures of him on Google Images? You get his gravestone. And "Irving Lazar" doesn't get much better – no pix of him. And nothing at all for "Irving Paul Lazar."

Ryall: I know, right? It really bothered me, too, that the guy had a career that lasted maybe 172 years (or so), and yet there aren't any photos of him to be found on Google. Is it some great conspiracy? Is it that he was actually a vampire and didn't show up in pictures? I don't know. But I WILL find out some day... Google has photos of, like, the Garden of Eden and chupacabra, but none of Swifty... it's really puzzling. I'll try to re-open the case and see if I can find anything out.

If anyone has any theories out there, feel free to share them. I'm cold and scared!

WHERE'S SWIFTY???

UPDATE

A modified Google Image Search, from 'Swifty Lazar' to the broader 'Irving Swifty Lazar' did turn up one, um, 'enhanced' photo:

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I'm still cold and scared...

SECOND UPDATE

HOLY CRAP. Google Search for 'Irving Swifty Lazar' took down the above photo and now just features the two grave pics. If I disappear...the Grim Agent has been to my door...

Comments

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