Jack Osbourne Nails Kimberly Stewart's Tits to the Wall

MSNBC got a peek at the upcoming issue of Stuff magazine (last item), where Kimberly "Omigod, I'll TOTALLY Fill in for Nicole on Simple Life 4!" Stewart, product of someone thinking father Rod was sexy, and wanting his body, and letting him know, was flat-out upfront about her flat out-up-front:

"The 25-year-old daughter of rocker Rod Stewart had fake boobs put in when she was 18, but later had them removed. “I’m older now and more comfortable with my body. I actually prefer being flat-chested. It’s just so much easier,” Stewart tells the October issue of Stuff magazine. “Jack Osbourne wanted them, so I framed them and he put them on his bathroom wall.”"

The framed, floppy mounds of saline made a fine addition to the newly svelte and jockish (left) bachelor's "galpal" bathroom set, alongside the 'his and hers' towels woven from six months worth of Mandy Moore's Brazilian waxings and his 'lil-half-sis of Kurt' Brieann Cobain papsmear soap dish.