Celine Dion Chest-Thumps Another Couple Hours Out of Her Biological Clock

With 90 minutes of performance time per New Day, and allowing for another 90 for wardrobe, hair and makeup, Celine Dion has 21 hours left to stare uneasily, Princess Padmé-style, at the vast Nevada desert through the wall-sized windows of her 179,000 square-foot Caesars suite. Sadly, it's plenty of time to ponder what might be missing from one's life. It would seem the long arm of the 'no child left behind' policy ends at the tray of dirty room service dishes lying outside her door—that is, until now. From E!Online:

""I'm approaching 40 years old, and I have to tend to that," the Grammy-winning singer told Tele 7 Jours. "This frozen embryo that is in New York is my child waiting to be brought to life."  

The 37-year-old and her manager husband of nearly 11 years, Rene Angelil, welcomed their first child in 2001. Son Rene-Charles was born after a difficult year in which the singer's struggles to conceive made tabloid headlines.  

At the time, Dion revealed that she had another embryo in storage at a New York clinic.  

"So, I have a twin," she said, "a laboratory twin." While the two embryos are technically called twins, because they were "conceived at the same time," Dion said the children would not be identical.

"I do not know if it is good forever, but I think it lasts for a very long time," Dion explained at the time. "I will go get it, that's for sure.""

I'm not entirely sure if there is cause for concern when Dion addresses the subject of her already conceived child in terms that sooner evoke, say, condensed milk, but anyone who has seen her post-Katrina Larry King appearance knows that she tends to get a little slipshod in the word-choice department when the subject is particularly close to her heart ("LET DEM TOUCH DOSE TINGS!!!") Our every prayer and hope is with Celine, Rene and their little Dionsicle. May s/he thaw in time for Christmas.

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