George Clooney Decides to Provide Me With A Lifetime Supply of J.O. Material

Last night's Entertainment Tonight had a first-look at George Clooney's new feature, Syriana. I have no fucking clue what it's about and I could care less; much, much, much, much, MUCH much more importantly, LeCloons packed on what looks like a good fifty pounds and grew a full beard.  It was like Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Downey Jr. first laying eyes on their Kelly LeBrockian creation. It's as if my id, libido and subconscious had a guys' weekend in Vegas, scored big at the tables and decided to treat themselves to a meal at Craftsteak and the hooker of their dreams. And are you ready for the clincher? His character's name is *drumroll*

Robert Baer.

Okay, now you're just fucking with me, right?