Of Course We're Smarter! We Made 'Tomb Raider 2'!

Gawker provides a sneak peek at New York magazine's next cover, which features a goy's eye view of Larry David's shiny, white yarmulke-stand. And in bold black letters, the head upon his head reads 'THE JEWISH BRAIN.'

There are exactly three ways to get me to pay newsstand prices for a magazine:

• stick Justin Theroux and/or Clive Owen, or any combinaton thereof, on the cover in a wet linen shirt,
• promise me 50 great local eats for under 10 bucks,
• appeal to my intellectual vanity through the citing of controversial eugenics studies while simultaneously fetishizing the awesome expanse of permanently exposed Jewflesh that is Larry David's shiny, white yarmulke-stand.

As for the "controversial new study" referred to in the deck, I can't comment as I have yet to lay eyes on it despite an exhaustive (read: Googled "smart+jew" once) investigation. But it doesn't take a Jewnius to notice a recurring pattern throughout history:

1. Hot weekly newsmag (Romeweek, The National Inquisitioner, New York) features cover story on smartypants Jews.
2. Resentment swells.
3. Jews run for their lives, hide in attics, read a lot, make more Jewish babies.
4. Hot weekly newsmags notice trend of smart Jews.
5. Go to step 1.

Take from that what you will. I got a full tank of gas in my sinmobile and a year til the next atonement fill up. See ya, suckas!