Revisiting Our Feh Heritage Presents: The Encyclopedia Of Hollywood Lesbian Hairdos
The Carolyn
After a long day of dealing with multi-zillion dollar budget overages on Rome, do you really need to worry about what the hell is going on above your headache? I didn’t think so. So do as Carolyn did: keep it so butchingly short it makes your male lead look like your girlfriend!
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The Cherry
More than the sum of its utilitarian mullet parts, this shoulder-tickler screams legitimate theater cred.
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The Ellen
The classic Hollywood Power Lesbian cut, this dirty blonde wash n’ go classic suits a wide range of square jawed Sapphies just fine, thank you! Even formerly brunette kd lang armcandy and L Word player Leisha Hailey is getting in on the act!
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The Laurel Canyon
“That’s me with Bruce Springsteen. That’s me with Keith Richards. And that’s me with a fabulous sunkissed laissez-faire bohemian ‘do, mussed to perfection by hours of rolling around in a Chateau Marmont suite with my son’s fiancée.”
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The Michelle
Slightly harder to maintain than the others, it’s the hot new cut among aspiring Next Top bisexual wrestler/model/whatevers—sort of Bride of Frankenstein eating a Foster's Freeze Twisty Cone on the African Savannah.
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The Nina
What is the Touchstone of a sensible Hollywood powerdo? If you said Labradoodle helmet hair, you're not far off. Take note, aspiring Lesecutives: you never forget who's got the biggest balls on the Disney lot when Nina strolls by, proudly sporting her short n' curlies!
The Portia
Whispy, curly, bouncy, flouncy: The Portia is the last word in Sunset Strip Lipstick Lezploits.